by mrpeetatohead October 26, 2019
Get the chavmug. A British (mostly consisting of England, of course) lad who ironically can not pronounce 'Isn't it' without sounding like a southern US citizen. These subspecies of humans can be found prancing around any McDonald's fast food resturaunt, Tesco, Mothers basement in the UK. These subspecies like to wear black track jackets and trousers with white stripes on the front and back, with their trousers tucked in their socks, with white sketchers or some shit on, and typically a buzzcut style haircut. These subspecies act like they're townies from Bully, pretend to be some sort of tall ass thug, but in reality they're laughably lanky and short, so it makes them act like the same way Donald Trump pretends to not be racist.
by Renderix September 12, 2015
Get the Chavmug. A chav is a person mostly in the UK that wear Adidas and sometimes Nike. Usually they think they are hard and they listen to grime all the time. They also can't talk properly and can't spell and they most likely got kicked out of primary school in year 2 for kicking someone and refused to get in to secondary school to his mum and threatened to shank her. Init.
"Yo u wont to go 2 maccy dees and get chips init fam. Man is hungry. And we go to JD Sports to get some shitty Adidas trainers. I'm a chav"
by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017
Get the Chavmug. Put simply, it stands for council house and violence. A police term for the ones who they had to deal with the most.
They have some form of income, but it's small. This is amplified from the benefits they're entitled to.
Usually seen driving a small hatchback, they are usually doing whatever they can do to up their money count to spend on the latest Adidas or Reebok tracksuit.
Some chavs evolve into what is known as an MC, where they can somehow get paid for speaking English only chavs can understand.
Speaking of the language, they seem to have created their own form of English that they use mainly. At a slow speed, this is actually able to be heard by regular people. To prevent normies from snooping in on their conversations, they speak much faster.
The culture of the chav has revolved around stores such as Sports Direct and JD. Usually seen wearing cheap tracksuits while listening to the superior MC's, such as Smally, Rockeye and Impulse. On average, a chav knows of 25 MC's. They are known to also consume large amount of alcohol, which they got in a multipack because it was cheaper. They also often smoke cigarettes that have been imported.
When not drinking or smoking or impregnating women, they can either be seen outside McDonalds, cheap burger vans, Tesco or anywhere that sells cheap meals. If they're lucky, they can get a minimum wage job.
An advantage of how they speak is that they can somehow understand Middle English better.
They have some form of income, but it's small. This is amplified from the benefits they're entitled to.
Usually seen driving a small hatchback, they are usually doing whatever they can do to up their money count to spend on the latest Adidas or Reebok tracksuit.
Some chavs evolve into what is known as an MC, where they can somehow get paid for speaking English only chavs can understand.
Speaking of the language, they seem to have created their own form of English that they use mainly. At a slow speed, this is actually able to be heard by regular people. To prevent normies from snooping in on their conversations, they speak much faster.
The culture of the chav has revolved around stores such as Sports Direct and JD. Usually seen wearing cheap tracksuits while listening to the superior MC's, such as Smally, Rockeye and Impulse. On average, a chav knows of 25 MC's. They are known to also consume large amount of alcohol, which they got in a multipack because it was cheaper. They also often smoke cigarettes that have been imported.
When not drinking or smoking or impregnating women, they can either be seen outside McDonalds, cheap burger vans, Tesco or anywhere that sells cheap meals. If they're lucky, they can get a minimum wage job.
An advantage of how they speak is that they can somehow understand Middle English better.
Chavs are the lowest of the low in terms of the current human.
Typical chav quotes:
"Fuck you mate"
"Oi ya 'nob'ead"
"I'll pick ya up and fuck at maccies"
Typical chav quotes:
"Fuck you mate"
"Oi ya 'nob'ead"
"I'll pick ya up and fuck at maccies"
by WhyDoTheseExistNow May 30, 2020
Get the chavmug. a youthful youth, generally found in a council flat..or his ennddzz. you will never find one without his hood..a chav is naked with his hood
duuude did you see that chav back there?
yeahh man he looked like he was raping that child!
oi breh, that nigga back there called us a chav!
eeh lets murk that dick
yeahh man he looked like he was raping that child!
oi breh, that nigga back there called us a chav!
eeh lets murk that dick
by wmweol May 19, 2009
Get the chavmug. "sup bruvvv!"
"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."
"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."
"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."
"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."
"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
by henriksennnn. April 28, 2010
Get the CHAVmug. Definition of chavs: "A bunch of cunts who are either left wing twats or nazi twats. They are a bunch of ignorant cockends who act the biggin but they'd end up getting the shit beatin out out of em by actual men. They are nearly always on the dole, wear trackies and extremely shite shoes like 95's and tn's. They get underage girls on their shitty moped normally or if they're the age requirement they're sometimes pretty which no one knows how a smelly scally bastard who lives with rats can get. They go around burgling houses looking for metal but normally rob childrens games consoles and electronic devices as theyre lowlife cunts who also like to rob the elderly. They smell horribly of body odour and are never washing. Chavs are also known as scallies in certain areas of the UK.
by PoliticallyIncorrect.46 July 12, 2017
Get the Chavsmug.