smokes bat

Someone who like to suck Cock.

Brad smokes bat, He is such a fag

by baker_gt August 22, 2006

Bat Mite

A little tag-a-long bitch that has nothing else going on in his or her life, but to bother the shit out of you.

(See Chuggle for like definition)

Shit, you are such a fucking Bat Mite. You leach on to my life instead of checking out of yours. Get a life looser.

by JLOH December 17, 2004

Bat-Gasm

When a quote from a Batman movie, comic or television show is inserted into a conversation seamlessly, a "Bat-Gasm" has occurred.

Person 1 - Hey buddy, do you have the $20 you owe me?
Person 2 - Sorry, I'm flat broke at the moment
Person 1 - Sure you are. Give me my money!
Person 2 - I don't have any. I swear to god.
Person 1 - "SWEAR TO ME!!!"

This is a Bat-Gasm

by Bruce Robert March 29, 2010

bat poes

a true ass hole, bat poes came about when some friends where drinking government vodka and decided that it would be a good term for a douche bag.

also used when someone does something untoward

did you hear mark got with kevins sister last night?

what a bat poes

by agentk666 April 1, 2010

skeeter bat

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"

the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.

by mamacita aye carumba December 2, 2007

bat glove

just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls

Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.

by blthrskt July 24, 2008

bats in a cave

When you penetrate an asshole and moments after you pull out, a small piece of shit flies out like a bat coming out of a cave. Think of the shit as the bat and the asshole as the cave... bats in a cave.

Me and my girlfriend did anal lastnight and there were bats in her cave. there fore bats in a cave/

by sobbymop December 5, 2016