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Pumpkin Swapping

Much like swinging.

But the straight couples become gay couples.

IE . The husbands become a pair and the wives become a pair .
Me and my old lady just got back from a cruise and man do we do some pumpkin swapping .
by The hammer . September 7, 2022
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Log Swapping

Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.

It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.

After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.

More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.

There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."

Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"

Person A: "It's the ultimate form of

asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."

Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."

Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."

Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."

Person A: "Do you trust me?"

Person B: "Always"

Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"

Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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Pain Shopping

Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.

Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.
I was pain shopping through his phone yesterday to see if he's looking that others girl's photos.
by anonymous December 3, 2022
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Affirmative Shopping

Also known as looting, it's what ghetto people do when they want something but don't want to pay for it. Happens a lot during firey but peaceful protests. Also common in places like Sanfrancisco and Chicago.
Man, look at all those affirmative shoppers running out of that Nike store.

Yo, check out this sweet TV I picked up on my last affirmative shopping trip.
by Tippicanu September 17, 2023
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postholiday waistline shopping period

(Noun) The six day period from December 26th-December 31st during which people buy large amounts of Slimfast, weight loss supplements, detox kits and protein bars.
During the postholiday waistline shopping period, stores like GNC and Whole Foods see a jump in their sales while consumers try to shed their holiday pounds.
by Crackberry:) December 29, 2009
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Mobile Proxy Shopping

The act being seen by others while shopping in a store and talking to the requestor of the item(s) being purchased on your mobile phone to verify the products meet their specifications or to find an alternative item that will.
"Mobile Proxy Shopping was getting me frustrated by having to read the labels of the cereal boxes over the cell phone to my wife just to make sure that I purchased EXACTLY what she wanted, or find something else to meet her needs"
by Grenex March 17, 2010
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Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017
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