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Police Officer: What are you doing, sir?
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.
by ctrlU September 19, 2013
Get the Swedish holiday mug."Swedish Friday on the Rocks" is a procedure with intricate sexual acts on which the male and the female perform grotesque and vile tasks during sexual intercourse. The first act will be drinking 1-2 liters of water (may be tap, compacted, toilet, etc.) and waiting 2-4 hours for the urination process to commence. During this time, the female has the optional opportunity to purchase a nose plug or another type of plug. The female may use other commonplace objects (such as a cork, a rubber stopper, etc.). Once the urination process begins, the male plays the role of the "urinator", in which he controls all of his urine to curve its trajectory, thereby landing snuggly into the nostril(s) of the female, or the "urinatee".
Once the urination is finished, the female holds her head and neck backwards (65°-90°) while the male stands (either on or off the bed), masturbating until stopping to ejaculation. While the male ejaculates, he attempts to land all of his ejaculate into the female's navel, AKA the "belly button". After landing his ejaculation, the female must then carefully and confidently transfer the urine flown into her nostril earlier, and into the female navel. The male must then obtain a cup or glass. The origination of "Swedish Friday on the Rocks" suggested by Swedish paupers and now Swedish millionaires, recommends that the male should obtain a shot glass that holds 0.5-1 oz.
Once the urination is finished, the female holds her head and neck backwards (65°-90°) while the male stands (either on or off the bed), masturbating until stopping to ejaculation. While the male ejaculates, he attempts to land all of his ejaculate into the female's navel, AKA the "belly button". After landing his ejaculation, the female must then carefully and confidently transfer the urine flown into her nostril earlier, and into the female navel. The male must then obtain a cup or glass. The origination of "Swedish Friday on the Rocks" suggested by Swedish paupers and now Swedish millionaires, recommends that the male should obtain a shot glass that holds 0.5-1 oz.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014
Get the Swedish Friday on the Rocks mug.When a gay man or straight woman takes in everyhole at once. Mouth, ass, twat. Both hands have to be occupied aswell. The swedes, are known for doing this.
Man, we made a total swedish picklejar out of her last night eh?
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.
by Rendall Rickster June 15, 2006
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Get the swedish flop mug.a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body
Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.
Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...
Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...
by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008
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