Starpent

(adj)-being extremely stupid in all areas such as math, reading, writing, science, and social understandings.

(n)-Someone who's mind has been severely slowed to the point of possible retardation.

Jack Black is one of the most starpent people I know.

by Gabriel Goldstein October 7, 2011

Starpy

Creepily obsessed over somebody

Oh my god, she has a photo album of him? Rachel is so starpy!

by Allegiance February 15, 2018

Dookie Strap

the butt crack

If you don't keep your dookie strap clean, you may end up with skid marks.

by stonedfool May 15, 2009

meat strap

the area between the scrotum and anus, perineum; t'aint your balls......taint your ass......

Nothing like a good meat strap licking!

by jackip September 14, 2009

pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

Strapped to the Bed

it is the definition of someone who either brags about sex or says they have too much sex

Joe: Dude did you go to ______'s party last night?
Jeff: Oh yeah dude I got laid like 7 times there
Joe: -awkward stare- dude you are so strapped to the bed
Jeff: huh?

by loverrssss3XxX May 20, 2010

fur lined jock strap

An accessory for a young woman athlete, especially in skiing.

"That gal is a mediocre skier. I hope she wears a fur lined jock strap."
"From the looks of her ski pants, she must be wearing
a fur lined jock strap."

by Jimmiebb January 20, 2006