Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010

up straight

the term is usually said when someone is telling the truth, or being honest

Dude, up straight that guy just wants to get into your pants.

by gonmalzalloryez November 19, 2013

No straighto

The opposite of no homo

*talking to girl*
I wanna marry you and have babys with you, no straighto though.

by Soodanim December 23, 2014

Whiskey Straight

When a homosexual becomes excessively intoxicated to a point that humans of the opposite gender appear attractive.

“Great, my gay cousin had one too many straight whiskeys and now he’s hitting on my girlfriend. I hate it when he gets ‘whiskey straight’!”

by Benny Dee Williams July 1, 2018

Be straight with me

Means be real with me. Be honest. Be truthful. Truth.

Person 1: wassup man
Person 2: nothing
Person 1: Did you fuck with my ex gf?
Person 1: Be straight with me bro!
Person 2: yeah bro, I did. She was begging me. I’m sorry bro!

by Icy cash December 22, 2018

the straight lines

cocaine

“the straight lines, they unwind you”

by harrybruhhhh May 30, 2020

Ultra straight

When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay

Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight

by The McLaughlin Family May 3, 2021