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Stoner Food 

Any random combination of random food stuffs that would not seem to go together.
Some examples of stoner food:

A chocolate sauce, peanut butter, and ranch Dorito sandwich.

Or a Pop Tart with Easy Cheese on it.
Stoner Food by McBum April 21, 2010
A term for the act of a stoner inhaling another smoke-exhale, often through a can or tube to make it less gay. They say a large percentage of thc is lost when smoking. This helps to get the most when you have little weed to be split between 2 people.
Man, I'm almost out of ganj. Guess well have to stoner 69. Alright, you suck and I blow!
stoner 69 by grandcorbeau September 11, 2010

Stoner Logic 

When a stoner suddenly thinks that almost every word in the dictionary has something to do with marijuana.
An example of classic stoner logic.

Purple- Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

- I thought it was simply a color..
Stoner Logic by Ilackimagination December 19, 2009

Stoner science(best read when stoned) 

the bullshit formulas, procedures and reasons stoners used to explain certain phenomenon and develop theories based on said phenomenon. what causes stoners to explain why things happen with bullshit reasoning that sounds scientific. semi-related to stoner logic. The person who experienced these thoughts while high inferred them to be a type of reasoning ,generally used with pointless topics while stoned, thus it was named Stoner Science. Not everyone can use stoner science. Aperson needs the right mindset. A scientific/philosophical mindset generally. Others may work.
Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)

Stoner Mudd 

Instant pudding with icecream topping/syrup mixed into it.
Mann I had the munches bad, So I made Stoner Mudd. It hit the spot.
Stoner Mudd by T-Daddy C. April 29, 2008

Stoner Stomach 

The grouping of fat around a pot smoker's stomach that results from long periods of smoking marijuana and subsequently eating munchies on a daily basis.
"Dude, did you see that hippie's stoner stomach? I guess that's what you get from eating too many Doritos."
Stoner Stomach by phillb@KU May 6, 2010