A No Name University, with absolutely nothing of note to offer to any prospective student except the gaurantee of therapy and wasting 100K+ of their parent's money. The student body is indeed unique, in that they find mocking their lack of a football team humorous and using "Mount" as a verb for any and all sexual jokes as educated wit. It is, however, the number one school in western Maryland for producing grandiose plans of development and never acting upon them. Although there are no fraternities on campus, the conduct of several student-run organizations, specifically the men's rugby team, will make you believe otherwise. Any prospective student which has recieved propoganda from MSM must take note of the invisible writing on the back cover panel, for none of the scenic views portrayed within the pamphlet are actaully anywhere near the campus itself. Most students can not agree upon which is the more ironic facet of the mockery of higher education that is Mount Saint Mary's: 1. That it claims to be a well known institute of progressive education while existing in the middle of no where (the closest outpost of civilization being a one stoplight town which will eventually be consumed by Gettysburg) or 2. That it claims to be a tranquil campus in a small town setting while route 15 literally divides the campus in half. In short, The definition of Mount Saint Mary's University is waste of life, money, effort and potential.
HS Student 1: "Bro, I'm thinking of applying to Mount Saint Mary's College/University "
HS Student 2: "Dont"
HS Student 2: "Dont"
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An early Christian saint and martyr (died c. 288). The Roman emperor Diocletian had Sebastian shot full of arrows. When this failed to kill him, and he continued to be critical of Diocletian, the emperor had him clubbed to death.
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' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
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( SMM kids talking)
KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.
KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.
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Person 1: Hey you know them Saint Phillips Kids?
Person 2: Yea didn't 3 get wasted and 1 got pregnant over the weekend?
Person 1: Yup, and that's a slow weekend .
Person 2: That's Saint Phillips for ya
Person 2: Yea didn't 3 get wasted and 1 got pregnant over the weekend?
Person 1: Yup, and that's a slow weekend .
Person 2: That's Saint Phillips for ya
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Mr. Saint: *Hands detention slip*
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?
Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?
Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
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