The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
by Malta tribe September 11, 2023
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Get the geriatric popsicle stand mug.When a one night stand turns into six months of "hanging out", but not really dating. Could be a 1,2,3 month stand, also.
"You've been dating him for quite some time now!"
"Nahhh, we aren't really dating, it's more of six month stand that we've just prolonged from that street fest."
"Nahhh, we aren't really dating, it's more of six month stand that we've just prolonged from that street fest."
by PierrePickle July 19, 2014
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cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
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cool richass guy: than your cool
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Get the Stand up video mug.It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.
Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.
Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.
Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.
by Krashito February 6, 2017
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