mushroom stamp

the act of pushing the tip of your own cock into your anus - just slightly - thereby inking your tip - and then imprinting the mushroom image onto said victim

If you don't get off of my lawn, I'm gonna mushroom stamp all you little bastards!

by Snarfley McFookenhagen December 20, 2006

stamp of approval

an extention on a mushroom stamp you jizz on the persons forhead then slap your knob to get a good splatter action.

(please note the slap will probably wake the person up so get ready to run like hell!)

kenny passed out at his 18th last week so i gave him the stamp of approval for being a weak bitch.

by pugsley October 21, 2003

Man stamp

The act similar to teabagging an opponent only instead of using your nutsack, you stamp your unsuspecting foe on the forehead with your anus (aka wagonwheel). Preferably after a wet or "juicy" fart although this is not a requirement as the act is often punishment enough.

Take this Man stamp you camping noob!

Awww did the little noob get man stamped? Too bad soap doesn't wash off shame.

by PantyBacon February 24, 2011

Licking stamps

What every gay ass does instead of licking pussies.

Why you looking at my girl and licking stamps

by Fortnitebitch January 10, 2019

fudge stamp

when a man sits on a woman and stamps her with his anus and grundle, leaving a fudge stain.

My girlfriend really had to wash her forehead after I fudge stamped her last night.

by oliverhancock December 07, 2010

n00b stamp

When one who is more experienced comes across a complete n00b and completely pwns him/her in everyway.

Kid 1: What is your best pokemon in your pokedex? Mines a Wartortle!
Kid 2: Mines a Blastoise...

Kid 1 is N00b STAMPED

by Jack Hutchison June 22, 2008

v card stamped

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

by pistolpj June 19, 2009