stanley steamer

a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets

how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?

by Dasec I mown April 26, 2006

Stale as Fuck

The words used to describe a situation that is either:
a) No longer funny
b) No longer important
c) Bad
d) Good

Due to the possible issues between bad and good, context is always necessary.

a) Barry: Oppan Gangnam Style! OP! OP! OP! OP!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

b) Barry: Hitler didn't gas six million Jews, that's an overestimation.
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

c) Barry: I boned a prostitute last night!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

d) Barry: I boned a waitress last night!
Ben: Stale as fuuuuuck duuude!
*fist bump*

by Martinstra October 9, 2012

stanley

A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.

You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!

by truther23 June 8, 2018

slippy stanley

when your best friend poops in your mouth and then you shart it out into your other best friends mouth.

Katie that slippy stanley you gave the other day was phenomanal.

by Laurelana August 21, 2006

stacey's mom

Stacey's mom is not as cool as you think she really is...trust me even tho the song rox

Stacey's mom has got it goin on....NOT!

by therealstacey May 3, 2005

Stanley Steamer

an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.

Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.

by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014

Stale Meme Syndrome

People who are affected by Stale Meme Syndrome send old (stale) memes and think they are funny.

Friend 1: *sends troll face meme* "Haha! Look how funny this is!"
Friend 2: "I'm sorry Friend 1 but I think you have Stale Meme Syndrome."

by Sexy_Beast_Fuggler May 30, 2016