Spritzed steamer

You sensually crap on someones tummy then proceed to shake a bottle of any soda of your choosing and allow it to explode on your partner.

Ted: How's that Stephanie girl?
Billy: She's so cool. We went out for Indian food, grabbed a bottle of diet coke, and went to town. By far the best spritzed steamer i have ever had.

by Flamingo lover 4 life September 29, 2011

Spryte

This is a kind of mix between a sprite and a nymph, but it is very evil! Sprytes are naughty, mischievous, flirty, and cocky. They can be easily provoked to bite too. This type of fairy is usually found naked. Sprytes are almost always female in appearance, and they have wings and are able to fly at will.

"Ouch! This damned spryte bit me! WTF?"

by FaeryMagic December 30, 2005

Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

spitelike

N; V; "liking" a wall post, new friendship, status, photo, ETC on Facebook just to spite one of the parties involved in aforementioned post.

Today on Facebook, I spiteliked the shit out of Katie's photo of Sean and Rachel because they ended up banging later that night.

by Adamandeve69 March 7, 2011

spite dating

Dating someone new just to get back at an ex or make an ex jealous - usually leads to a spite marriage. Similar to a rebound but you act like more than a hookup and post obnoxious pictures on social media about how happy you are now and actually convince the new person it's a real relationship and not spite dating.

"Do you think Emily realizes that Luke is just spite dating her to make his ex, Nikki, jealous?

by Nikro August 9, 2015

Shrite

Its like saying shit but Its Shrite and it has to be capitalized

Oh Shrite I dropped my hot pocket

by srimpysos February 6, 2019

spiteful bitch

someone who does something intentionally to hurt you after you thought they would never ever to hurt you

“Did you see that Alyssa went out to lunch with Veronica’s ex bf??!”

“Yea she’s just being a spiteful bitch because she’s jealous of Veronica.”
“word.”

by lilwavy December 10, 2019