Burgerville Spread

A Burgerville Spread occurs when two people are Eiffel Towering another person. One of the two must pull out and ejaculate on the back of the middle person while the other urinates on them. After the fluids are present on the person’s back, the two others must use their penises to mix the two fluids, completing the Burgerville Spread.
Dude we totally gave that girl a Burgerville Spread!
by Dr. Gorilla MD September 15, 2022
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garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.
"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."
by ThurgoodMarshall March 23, 2016
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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 07, 2021
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wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.
Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.
by chickenbeak October 21, 2010
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Nut spread

Something you put on bread with chili
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
by Cannabilistic chicken April 13, 2024
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Nut spread

Something you put on bread with jelly
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
by Cannabilistic chicken April 13, 2024
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The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.
Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*
by Tsu Nami-Chan July 08, 2022
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