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SpongeFuck

Engage in anal sex while watching sponge-bob theme song, then you parter releases feces on you penis while urinating making a spongy material, preceding to wash your partner with your 'sponge'.
I spongefucked my partner last night.
by Dick stapled February 23, 2011
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spongeboob

1:)An idiot. A boob,but who happens to be a fan of the Spongebob Squarepants show.

2:)The perfect breast. Not too big, not too small, not enhanced, glistening slightly with rivulets of water clinging to the surface and nipple. Sponge-like but brilliant. Like a mix betwixt Milla Jovovich's (Pre Preg) and those of Katy Perry.
Bernard: Yo, Mike, you see Spongeboob?
Mike: What? The cartoon?
Bernard: No, the hottie over there, working in that garage on that Subaru.
Mike: What? Where?
Bernard: The one over there cranking that jack now.
Mike: Where man?
Bernard: Fucking THERE! The one whose just spilled all that fucking Castrol GTX on her overalls. Look, she's the one taking off her over...alls.
Mike: We looking at the same garage?
Bernard: Hmm? She's rubbing it off.
Mike: Ooooh, the girl in the RED cap! I see her now. Hey, that's not Cas...trol...thats...Wigwam..qual...this is sweet. (They high-ten, chest bounce then return to perving.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009
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Spongebob

A cartoon sponge, the main character of the Nickelodeon show, Spongebob Squarepants. He is also my hero.

Spongebob really isn't gay, because he really isn't real. He's just a cartoon, for Pete's sake! Okay, I admit that some of the things he does are a bit gayer than other cartoon characters, but it's just supposed to make people laugh! It isn't trying to send the message of: Spongebob, the fictional cartoon sponge, is really a homosexual!!!!!!!!!
Jerk: Hey, did you see the new episode of Spongebob? He is soooo gay!!
Me: Wow. You idiot.
by FunkyLlama May 30, 2009
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Spongebomb

This is Spongebob's terroristic alter-ego. It is Spongebob with either dynamite strapped to his chest, or shoved in his spongy orphuses, too much facial hair, and what he would look like if he were to wear a turban.
holy shit, it's spongebomb. RUN, BITCHES!!!!!!
by jakefist March 13, 2008
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sponge bob square pants

im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!
by die April 27, 2003
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Spongebob Squarepants

<kids> oh spongebob is soo cute I want to marry him

<mom> hunny it's just a cartoon
by Juliet July 20, 2004
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Sponge cake and cream cheese

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.
"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."
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