Smack Smuggler

Someone who takes bare smack

"Man that guy's fucked, smack smuggler"

by ./., April 29, 2010

dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by Silence March 28, 2003

snaggletooth tiger

a horrific looking female, with significantly fucked up teeth, usually one that is more bunged up than the rest, she is usually on the prowl to pounce on the drunkest guy(s) at the party.

ooh i saw you making out with that snaggletooth tiger last night

by benners September 19, 2008

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

by THOR October 15, 2004

mr. rainbow snugglebottoms

an amazing duck that roars like a lion.

brings happiness to everyone that comes accross is.

if only i could have mr. rainbow snugglebottoms, i would be happy forever.

by you.know. March 11, 2009

smuggler's notch

A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.

I finally got Melissa to let me bang her up the ass, then I found smuggler's notch.

by BubbRubb November 23, 2007

snaggle toothed franken-boobies

Breasts of such horrid mutilation by forces of nature or botched augmentation, that they are often mistaken for Dr. Frankensteins monster.

Whoa, get a load of Tera Reids snaggle toothed franken-boobies!

by Guy Smith January 5, 2008