Plum Smuggler

1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.

1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.

by TadBitBored May 13, 2008

Cock Smuggler

The act of trying to hide a boner in a group of people of public place.

I was a cock smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board.

by MSD12367 December 13, 2009

kool aid smuggler

A person, most likely a black male, that drinks all the kool aid at a party of social gathering.

Paul- "Hey Sam, can you get me some kool aid?"

Sam- "Sorry but Tyrone drank all of it, that damn kool aid smuggler!"

Paul- "Fucking Tyrone dude!"

by TooEaZzy July 28, 2011

Snuggie

Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!

Dude 1: Are you sure that guy is dead? he's warm
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah

by ZappyDoo January 16, 2009

grape smuggler

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.

Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.

by Senorvee December 31, 2007

smuggles

1) JDogs Last Name

2) A substance used to help a person control their erge to be with someone.

3) A Pill that is taken to help you to get someone off your mind when they just seem to always be there no matter what happens...helps ya cope with the feelings in your heart.

4) A type of Candy .... that melts when near warm areas...used in passionate times

5) An intense Hug that is mixed into a cuddle, but is very emotional and intense for a woman...

6) A type of Pad for woman who have made it to their time of the month.

Varrah said she needed some Smuggles.

by Jeremiah_Dodds December 24, 2008

Slugging Off

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism and scissoring the practice has many colloquialisms.

"I'd love to see those two birds slugging off!"

by M4$h October 16, 2009