cactus snatch

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.

Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.

by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009

Snatch

another term for vagina

why does my snatch burn when i pee?

by emosexy101 August 28, 2009

Swollen Snatch

A time at which you must take advantage of the snatch or can also be caused by abuse of the snatch

"After I was finished with Kelly, she was rubbing my semem out of her swollen snatch."

by Formula June 6, 2005

snatchface

A pussyface. Snatch meaning pussy, vagina

Don't be such a snatchface,biiiieeeeaaatch!

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004

Biscuit Snatcher

One who goes out looking for a piece of ass but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.

Todd is such a Biscuit Snatcher I can't stand it. Every time we go to the bar and I want to hook up with a hot chick he cock blocks me and takes her home. What a dick.

by SassyJax01 September 28, 2011

Snatch Sisters

When two females have had sexual intercourse with the same man.

"Did you here that Jamie and Lisa are snatch sisters? Yeah they both fucked Mike."

by Mr. Big Fish October 7, 2013