sifting

Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.

On his way to the bathroom, John tried sifting out a fart before almost shitting himself.

by Mommadragonfly April 23, 2008

graveyard shift

Staying up all night playing Bioshock 2, usually requires resting up.

Reuben took a nap so he would be able to make it through the graveyard shift.

by nictron February 11, 2010

bifter shifter

1. A game which involves passing a bifter around a large group of people.

"That last game of bifter shifter really fucked me up!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Metrosexual-Shift

-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.

-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.

-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.

Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.

by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008

smaft

really, really, really, really, really, really awesome! not teews! totally sweet! better than bad!

thats a smaft beard u got there. is it even real?

by bonham July 24, 2008

Shifty

a shady untrustworthy person. Usually identified by their sleazy demeanour, constantly shifting eyes, and uncontrollable sleaze

Tom Carmody was looking very shifty as he puffed on his durry

by Shifty Old Boy November 20, 2010

Blue Shift

1. The political change of the United States in favor of liberalism.

2. A commercial expansion pack for the popular computer game Half-Life that is commonly mocked with the name "Blue Shit". In my opninion, it is a good expansion that gets lots of hate for being a little too short. It also included the high definition pack for Half-Life and Half-Life: Opposing force which enchanced the graphics with new 3D models.

1. There is a blue shift in washington going on
2. I just got Blue Shift and the high def pack.

by gothrocker0207 September 27, 2005