Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.

My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.

by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017

shoe sticker

Basically a hitchhiker. Really annoying because they usually get on your shoe laces and take forever to get off. Advice is to watch out when you walk in the woods.

Mike: Hey watch out! There's some shoe stickers on that plant
Josh: Oh! They're all over my shoe laces!
Mike: Well, good luck getting those things off.

by ItsYeBoiiiiii October 15, 2017

ghost snickers

invisible chewy device

Man 1: "Bro fam squad i gots dis ghost snickers man"
Man 2: "Noice fam"

by Best Friend Jackson November 8, 2018

Licker Sticker

A sexual act involving shoving an entire box of Altoids in your mouth before you have sex with a woman so your mouth waters uncontrollably. You then tease her by licking her tits and let your drool pool in between her fun bags. Slowly dip your dick in your drool to get it all wet and when she looks at you with her "fuck me eyes" spit all of the altoids into her face, flip her over as quick as you can and stick your dick in her butt.

Example
Dan: Heard you went out with Sara last night?!
Brad: Hell yeah! I took her back to my place and gave her the licker-sticker.
Dan: You have some nerve doing that to my sister bruh!!

Example
Your mom is wild! She let me give her the licker sticker and ate all of my altoids after!

by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019

Boston smacker

The act of swishing hot coffee around in your mouth and proceeding to give oral.

I used to make money giving strangers Boston smackers.

by Lil chump March 17, 2021

ah snickerdoodles

A snickerdoodle is a type of cookie made with butter or oil, sugar, salt, and flour, and rolled in cinnamon sugar. Eggs may also sometimes be used as an ingredient, with cream of tartar and baking soda added to leaven the dough.

It can also be used when someone is pressed for time or feeling stressed.

Mom: Hey did you study yet?
Bon: Ah snickerdoodles, I have not.

by bcrocks333 June 13, 2021

THACKER SMACKER

TO BE STRUCK OR STUCK IN A TRANCE BY A MAN WITH EXCEPTIONAL GOOD LOOKS , DARK TAN , STRONG , AND EYES YOU CAN NOT LOOK AWAY FROM.

THAT MODEL GAVE ME THE THACKER SMACKER WHEN HE STRUCK THAT POSE.

by eye gazer June 23, 2021