The act of punching your girl in the face, slamming her head down, then proceeding to have anal intercourse with her.
by exonautic October 15, 2014
Get the The Mogar Smashmug. its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.
I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.
by Adam Chet May 4, 2006
Get the smash cansmug. A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
by wetfart July 31, 2014
Get the smashed clammug. N.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023
Get the Smashed Burgersmug. A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!
by CappaFranco April 2, 2016
Get the falcon smashmug. When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
Get the Smashing The Keyboardmug. In prison when the biggest guy from each race gets five minutes private time with pedophiles or child molesters
by Shlament January 4, 2021
Get the Rainbow Smashmug.