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sharted

shopping for steaks . . .

Cheryl : We gotta go now.
Trudy : Why ?
Cheryl : Fart gone bad.
Trudy : What???
Cheryl : I sharted !!!!!
by Courtney 21 October 29, 2006
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Smartee

The act of getting head/blow-job from a female that has at least a college-student intelligence.
"I got a smartee from this college chick yesterday man."
"Ohh yeah? im bout to get one to, forget studying ima get real knowledge"
by Young L.D.B March 16, 2010
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Smart Truth

There is truth and smart truth. In a media-saturated world where each word is parsed by many looking for scandal, it is more important than ever to tell the smart truth. Lawyers, especially criminal law lawyers, understand the difference.
“Coca-cola proudly announced some years ago that it was introducing vending machines that would raise the price of their sodas when the weather got hot. The announcement was widely panned in the media—just when a consumer needed a break most, the company would be raising its price. The smarter play and the smart truth would have been an announcement that the company was introducing vending machines that lowered the price of their drinks when the weather got cold. It is the same thing yet it isn’t—the smart truth would have had radically different (and much more positive) PR repercussions. The end result—the vending machines never left Coke labs…”
by ProfBruce October 31, 2009
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Smartasstic

Greg is very smartasstic.
by Nitsauszabor January 20, 2010
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scarterrifered

A word that mixes all the feelings of scared, terrified, and feared. Used only in extreme situations of terror, and despair.
I am scarterrifered that Jim will beat me up after he found out what I said.
by Ellabella0695 January 27, 2010
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Smart Ass Red-Head

A red haired guy whos egotistical, loves to argue and read books, but is the biggest dork ever :)
by theshortoneisawesome June 1, 2010
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Smart

When someone is smart they are itelligent
She was very smart
by Beautiful babe23 March 18, 2015
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