A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.
by Thedanatee November 10, 2022
Get the Old Sloppymug. When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.
by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018
Get the sloppy lubemug. two people who are both desperate as hell and easy that will do anything for sextual activity; ie making out, hj, bj, sex etc, but with out any long term commitment
Their relationship is a perfect sloppy Tuesday, they can fuck and not have to worry about their future.
by slippss July 8, 2014
Get the Sloppy Tuesdaymug. A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.
So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.
The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.
The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
by Abortionater December 31, 2017
Get the Sloppy Diegomug. I totally sloppy Becketted her last night.
I fucking love Skittles, I would sloppy Beckett anyone for one.
I fucking love Skittles, I would sloppy Beckett anyone for one.
by Mr gay December 8, 2022
Get the Sloppy Beckettmug. One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack
by Animal tamer June 19, 2017
Get the Sloppy hippomug. When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017
Get the sloppy slappermug.