Ball slapper

A description for someone who is extremly annoying.

"You know what, your a real Ball Slapper."

by All that rock March 31, 2009

borderline skipper

When those lunatics from iraq, bulgaria, romania, kazahkstan and wherever else they come from, decide they'd prefer come into Britain and have an easy life, living off british taxpayers money, and getting free houses from Tony Blair.

Oi! Have you Heard!? A load of fuckin Borderline Skippers Have moved in next door!

by One of coolness September 7, 2003

towel snapper

locker room antics, verbal and jocular behaviour, policical gamesmanship

McCain is a towel snapper

by Kimpo February 21, 2009

Back Slapper

A shit that bottoms out in the toilet, smacks you in the nuts before saying good bye.

After a big argument with my girlfriend, I think she got the last word when I got a back slapper in the rest room.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

The southward head snapper

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.

you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper

by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011

Skamper

A skamper is vagina of the dirtiest kind. They are typically found in your local campground,and are always DTP, thus receiving the name, along with several STD's, skamper's (skanky campers).

"Want to go Whaling tonight?" P-Dawg
"Nah man lets go find some dirty Skampers instead." Nic

by P_dawg July 20, 2009

flap slapper

the female version of wanker

damn stacies a flap slapper

by borat_is December 9, 2008