Simp Lord

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord

by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020

Simp

Fraser

Fraser is such a simp lol

by Streety Bluespraybottle September 3, 2020

Simp

Someone named Hapi Ogilla

Hapi doesn’t come around anymore, he’s such a simp

by pussyslayer115 September 9, 2020

Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.

Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.

by feins September 11, 2020

Simp Contract

A contract to stop simping

dude, you need a simp contract, you simp!

by donutkiller September 20, 2020

simp

a dude or girl who goes all out for a girl who will never like them

person 1: i bought her a macbook, the iphone 12, and a car but she still rejected me
person 2: dude. its no simp september

by simpdude November 8, 2020

Simp for ron

When a girl named gabbie says im a simp for ron it means she is madly in love with Ronald Billius Weasley

Dayum im a simp for ron

by gabrichards November 26, 2020