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Schrodinger's Bait

A comment or internet post of such unbelievably idiotic origins that the the poster must then wait to see what the reaction is before deciding if it is truly what he believes or if he has "baited" all of the people responding negatively.
Like Schrodinger's Cat is both alive and dead until the box is opened and the observer sees which one it is, Schrodinger's Bait is both genuine and a prank until the post is up and the creator has to start cleaning up the pile of shit he let loose.
That's not a "hot take", that's Schrodinger's Bait.
by Hugh Mungo April 7, 2022
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Schrodinger's Retard

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"
>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023
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bed spreading

Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'
by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 4, 2014
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Cats Schrödinger

In quantum mechanics, Cats Schrödinger In quantum mechanics is a thought experiment, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical Schrödinger may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
Hey would it be cool is i swapped Schrödingers cat with Cats Schrödinger
by Uno_Bruno October 25, 2022
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Schrodinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrodinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrodinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrodinger's Dick.
by Endos127 July 21, 2009
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spreading the stoke

a nice phrase skateboard companies use instead of "marketing"

saying it automatically makes someone a kook.
company rep: yeah we're out here spreading the stoke and turning kids onto the sport
realist: yeah you're just taking advantage of impressionable kids and getting them to buy your boards with their parents money
by heartfullofnapalm December 5, 2011
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Schrödinger’s Faggot

A homophobe who partakes in gay activities or acts in a gay manner.
“Man, have you seen Jacob? He touched my ass right after saying he is homophobic.”

“No shit, he’s Schrödinger’s Faggot.”
by urmomsboyfriend May 3, 2021
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