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screener

Person who doesn't answer calls unless they recognize the number.
I am a screener.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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Screen-Shot

verb: Splooging all over the computer screen, i.e. while jerking off to porn, or whatever happens to turn you on.
I just screen-shotted all over pictures of Jessica Alba in an innocent bunny costume!

Good screen shot, man. You hit Tom Selleck right in the face!
by ButtDuchess April 22, 2010
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Blue Screen of Death

n. common
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.
At the Comdex trade show, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).
by notposs May 16, 2006
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Blue Screen of Death

n. common
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows,
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS
(and the OS sometimes crashes itself spontaneously).
The Blue Screen of Death, sometimes decorated with hex error codes,
is what you get when this happens. (Commonly abbreviated BSOD.)
It is often impossible to recover cleanly from a BSOD. The blue screen of death can strike anywhere.
At the Comdex trade show, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
encountered the Blue Screen of Death during a demonstration of Windows 98.
(He had a spare computer standing by).
by notposs May 8, 2006
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screening

To read text on a computer screen, cellphone screen, Kindle screen or PDA screen or BlackBerry screen; replaces the term "reading" which now only refers to reading print text on paper
"I hate reading print newspapers now. I do all my screening online."
by PRwiz101 February 14, 2009
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blue screen

v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.
1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."

2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"
by Corvidae January 23, 2004
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Dual Screen

Nintendo's new Handheld console featuring two 3 inch screens, one of which is touch sensative, is also backwards compatible for GBA/GB software
Guy1: Wanna play on my DS?
Guy2: OOO yeah go on then
by Arkz September 12, 2004
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