Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.

Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!

by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022

shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Shitting The Bed

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!Thats shitting the bed! Worse if your partner finds it first

by Ben Dover-Itstime April 26, 2006

Shitting Rainbows

The act of eating skittles then going to the bathroom and taking a shit and the shit is different colors. Such as, purple, yellow, orange, etc.

Damn bro,after I ate those skittles I was shitting rainbows for weeks

by Travis Teer March 11, 2008

shitting his pants

Farting while in close proximity to others.

Don't go near Fred, he's shitting his pants.

by victimofdweebs March 16, 2014

shittinghelp

Managed to spell their username wrong in the worst way possible
One of the funniest people on this planet istg

Person1: hey do you know who Shittinghelp is?
Person 2: Yeah they're that mf who spelt their name wrong on tiktok right?
Person 1: yeah, that's it. I heard they're pretty funny too, you should follow them
Person 2: really?
Person 1: yeah

by ToeJuicer97 July 2, 2021

pig shitting

a word used to say "your kidding me".

person 1: I just won the lottery
Person 2: your pig shitting me

by LenaRaye November 11, 2006