On Shapes

Referring to the child toy where one inserts various shaped blocks though matching holes through or into the toy. Comparing the difficulty to doing much harder mathematics, making the person(s) seem stupid.

People who jerk cannot dance compared to people that can actually breakdance.
Someone that does something really shitty compared to Someone that does it really well.

Someone is "on shapes" if they do something very stupid.
"aw man im jerkin'"
"dude youre on shapes

"haha i raw dogged that fat hoe last night"
"haha youre deff on shapes

by john taffy March 3, 2010

Texting Shield

When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class

Hey move over in front of me so i can use you as a Texting Shield

by ThyGinger November 12, 2010

clam shield

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.

Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.

by chaimy4life November 6, 2012

K shape

To describe something weird or abnormal.

You are k shape. Showing someone acts abnormally.

That kite looks k shape. It refers, that kite is in a weird appearance.

by AnyMe December 1, 2014

Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.

Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.

by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015

The shielder

Someone who is easy to get nudes off. You only talk to them to get nudes.

The shielder sent me so many pics last night.

by Pa June 12, 2017