Electric shafting 

Someone who sticks their dick in electric outlets.

Electric shafting- ah that was a good one im going in for seconds.

Electric shafting by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

tard sifting 

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.

I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

Tard sifting sift retard

tard sifting by Beksastar May 11, 2016

Bird shitting

When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing

Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you

Bird shitting by Bigworld April 6, 2017

pleasure shitting

defocating in your underpants to feel the sensation of hot feces in your butt crack and taint, and testicles. The sensation is refered to ss. being plessurable.

he was pleasure shitting whilst masturbating to highten his orgasm.

pleasure shitting by okcandyman September 27, 2017

piss shitting

My wife said its when you have the runs so bad she pisses out of both holes.

I just got back from the bathroom piss shitting I am so sick.

piss shitting by Forest89 October 4, 2017

iFunny Shitting 

Swiping through iFunny while shitting.

Sorry that took so long. I was iFunny shitting.

iFunny Shitting by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 13, 2018

Fort-shitting

Sitting on the toilet while playing the game Fortnite on your phone, tablet, or laptop/pc.

Chad: Dude stop calling me.
Brady: Why?
Chad: I'm Fort-shitting right now.
Brady: You better win!

Fort-shitting by bigpapihere June 14, 2018