infor-shea-tion

Useless information, or a bunch of shit, that no one cares about. Most of the time performed by a speech impaired douche bag.

Shea - Did you know that wacecaw spewed backwawds is wacecaw?

Robert Kirk - That's some infor-shea-tion for you.

by douche central April 3, 2008

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

nick sheaffer

hung as fuck

nick sheaffer is hung as fuck

by sheaffsheaff December 21, 2009

o'shean

O'shean is a sweet and kind man. He will steal your heart the second you lay your eyes on him. You may question his truth and loyalty at first but he will grow with you to show you he is maturing. O'sheans' are amazing.

Girl: you know that kid o'shean?
Girl #2: i heard he is dating someone..
Girl: really, maybe he's finally settling down.

by Pdogggggg December 11, 2017

avery shea

Avery Shea is an amazing, well put together girl who if very fit and very good at figure skating. She is very nice to others, kind, honest, she is the the most beautiful girl ever

Avery shea is really pretty

by Eat me out!! DADDY May 2, 2018

sash shea

Wiggling your butt

She sash Shea away from him

by TiggerPogo January 22, 2018