Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!

God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!

by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018

Pipstar the Shark

Famous twitch streamer, founder of onlysharks.com. Doesn't define himself as Gen Z or Millennial. Has famous dad called Derek who left him when he was a little shark, sometimes appears on streams while being called by big PP moderator - Brisnate.

Pipstar112 personality is submassive, horny but he's still a hilarious and entertaining shark. Lives on the east coast of Australia where hunting decent ginger milfs. His special ability is humming all banger songs to hurt his viewer's ears and cause emotional damage. There are legends there exists a good fin soup and that one-day clitoris can be found by a shark.

Hey! Have you watched Pipstar the shark?
Yeah I even masturbated during!

by Whip Mommy February 22, 2022

bar shark

a pushy guy who tries to pick up on every woman in a bar whether they're with someone or not.

"Oh jeez...bar shark on your left - don't look at him. Just pretend he's not even there if he starts talking."

by maikelyeremy September 11, 2009

not shark or flounder

not a predator but not gonna get walked on either

The boss trusts Brad to take care of his business, he's not shark or flounder.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

not shark or flounder

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.

B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

photo sharking

The act of secretly taking pictures of someone without their knowledge and uploading it to Facebook. Usually with a sarcastic remark, or worst, no caption...letting the image speak for itself.

I was photo sharking the freaks at WalMart today. I can't believe some people actually leave the house looking like that.

by jabber jaws January 22, 2011