Kado shopping

Only a person name Kado. Can shop from other people stores without paying!

"Kado was Kado shopping at Rohnda's Place"

by K4do December 26, 2022

One-stop shopping

A company or a location that offers a multitude of services to a client or a customer.

One-stop shopping, fellows. Whatta you want?

by Din-Mary July 26, 2010

Christmas list shopping

Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.

Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.

by vmiboxman November 22, 2010

window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.

I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.

by magicfast1 April 13, 2010

shlacking

a huge smack to a certain object.

Dude I gave your mom's ass a good shlacking last night.

by mattyc April 4, 2003

Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

shopping in my store

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.

I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.

by Snocap September 28, 2006