Senior leash

Airtazer

I need a senior leash for my wandering mom

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Senbonzakura

My favourite song. Senbonzakura means “1000 cherry trees” In Japanese. Song by Hutsune Miku

Miku and Nion: *sings Senbonzakura*

by Nion_YT March 6, 2022

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

senior pimpizen

this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"

ABS well into their Senior years...

Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"

Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"

Gallent: ".....!"

by TerryCowboy May 6, 2022

Señor Bitey

A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.

ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs

by pipparts August 23, 2022

Senor GREER

The words BEST Spanish teacher. Has ben teaching for over 10 years.

Are you ready to go to Senor Greer's class?

by MRS DINKDINK123456789098765432 November 15, 2022

Señor Púsi

Short for pusillanimous, Señor Púsi is a name for a man unwilling to accept a challenge bet from a friend.

Come on, Señor Púsi, the line on the Chargers is +4. Support your team and take the bet. Don’t be a Señor Púsi.

by Supreme Cmdr—Planet Lovetron February 3, 2023