selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

selfy

The way selfie should have been spelled, but the person who wrote it in 2002 wasn't a good speller.

selfie should be spelled selfy.

by Rhljr June 7, 2023

male selfie

To post a GPS-file with map, pulse curve, speed and elevation data from your running or biking workout on the internet for your friends and family to see.

-Why wasn't Joe at the Gym yesterday?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?

by Ultra-Peter November 28, 2013

Selfie

A photo taken of oneself using any device capable of taking a photo and using a mirror, stick, hand, timer, or other person to take a photo of you with said device. Device may or may not have a front facing camera, and it can be called a selfie no matter where said camera is located if you are asking for someone to or taking a picture of yourself.

Sara took a selfie while Jared struggled with the idea that it truly was a selfie even though she used the back camera.

by Jaredwaswrong June 5, 2015

playboy selfie

A selfie that shows stuff but does not at the same time.

Wow, these playboy selfies are really hot

by Mark Norman May 13, 2014

selfie eyes

A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfeyes.

Wow! You look really great in that photo. Shame about the selfie eyes though.

by daverap January 4, 2016

Selfie

1) A photo taken of one's upper torso and face by oneself usually including the outstretched arm of one.
2) Masturbation

1) "I took a selfie on the tube!"
2) "I went home and had a selfie"

by randomcrappyhuman April 6, 2015