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I see pussy!!

A common cry during my incipient stages of marijuana smoking. I would often hallucinate the female fun part everywhere I went, especially when gazing at star constellations (somehow they all ended up merging into one large vagina). Sadly ironic because I have yet to see a real one (except in porn, of course).
Me:HAHAHAHA..hahaha..HAHAHAHAHA
Other person: What?
Me: I SEE PUSSY!!!
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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Long Time No See

Something an non-funny person who has just seen you recently says when there trying to be funny. Often said by annoying relatives or douchy friends.
Douchy Friend Who Has Just Seen Frank: Hey Frank! Long time no see.

Frank: Dude not now, at least hold your douchyness untill there done reading the Jeff's final words!
by DamanCrazy April 2, 2010
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See my boxers

To ask someone if they would like to preform oral sex.

Deriving from an incodent involving a man and a woman.

WOMAN, what do your boxer's look like
MAN, red white and blue, Want to see my boxers?
WOMAN, OK!
MAN, Want to see them over there?
WOMAN, OK!!

.... WOMAN sucks MAN'S Dick.
Hey want to see my boxers?
Ok.
Want to see them over there?
by Joe Castagna May 3, 2004
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See-Through Show

When a girl wears a completely see-through shirt, yet doesn't realize everyone can see her bra.
Guy 1: Look at Girl 1! She's doing a see-through show!

Girl 1: Oh no! I shouldn't have worn a red bra today!
by #AnonymousAngel August 13, 2012
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See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.
p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.
by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008
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ice to see you

The king of all ice based puns

Definitely deserves more recognition.

A close relative to "How ice of you to..." which is also great
Person 1 knocks on person 2's door
Person 2: Oh, hey man
Person 1: ICE to see you!
Person 2: oh, cool.

Life goes on
by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 8, 2011
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see ya in the carpark

a phrase often used when 2 blokes are wishing to settle an argument , in some sort of carpark. Usually refering to a physical fight , but if ever said by the carpark king himself it will generaly refer to a servere bashing,stomping, smashing, bloke getting his ass laid out, hospitalized bitch,ashphalt face or dead bloke in a carpark. to whoever the words were intended for.
2 blokes on a footy feild , carpark king decides his keen ,
says to bloke on oposing team , "see ya in the carpark"
kid relises who his fucking with , and decides he dosn't want ashpalt for dinner , kid pussies off , carpark king is slightly confused.........then remembers how tuff he actualy is.
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