The Stilton-Scoop is when a person engages in particularly vigorous exercise to load up their gooch with as much Duck Butter as possible; they will then proceed to scrape the duck butter on their index and middle finger from back to front, and fishhook an unsuspecting adversary/lover with the creamy goodness.
"While brad was hitting it from behind last night, he pulled out, and a few seconds later he hit me with the ol' Stilton-Scoop, before going right back in there. He's so romantic"
by XIX_VIII February 23, 2024

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).
Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025

when you beat someones ass so hard you scoop them as their lying on the ground (football celebration dance)
yo Arons scooping em
by Silver_lightning July 10, 2016

Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.
If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
by Darkmeat June 8, 2025

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.
Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.
by anonymous January 29, 2022

by PseudonymNotRequired August 3, 2024

When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.
He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.
I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.
I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.
by Socoa January 31, 2009
