A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.
You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024

I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.
by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

Sim Jack Sandy; a person who’s occupying a cell phone in which have hacked into and they are constantly conducting cyber attacks to that person’s device. Also, robocalls are Sim Jack Sandy as well, since they’re the ones who have hacked and now they’re pinging it by conducting robocalls, telemarketers, and the pinging of that device. (any cellphone can be hacked and robocalls are linked to Sim Jackers)
There it goes again, Sim Jack Sandy is at it again with the glitches on my phone.
Another potential spam calling, damn, Sim Jack Sandy stays hounding my locations.
Another potential spam calling, damn, Sim Jack Sandy stays hounding my locations.
by Mr.all.smiles July 19, 2021

The name that strikes fear into our hearts.
The Man behind this slaughtered kindergarteners.
The true hero for school shooters
The rizzler...
The Man behind this slaughtered kindergarteners.
The true hero for school shooters
The rizzler...
by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ October 23, 2023

by Cass182 October 24, 2017

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Condition In Which butt munches anything in close contact, such as night gowns, dresses, underwear and small dogs.
by Hotdoghotdoghotdiggidtydog August 19, 2013
