Dick sucking dog

A dog that has been trained to suck dicks. They are sometimes brought to orgies and a favorite pet of perverts.

He brought his dick sucking dog to the orgy.

by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011

cum sucking donkey fucker

a person who smokes copious amounts of donkey pole or someone who is a real cunt

dave: man, c.c. totally bogarted that joint last nite
jen:I know
dave:greedy bitch
jen: hes a cum sucking donkey fucker

by daves not here August 7, 2006

salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

Penis smacking

Penis smacking is the art of repeatedly hitting your own penis with your, or anothers hand for pleasure. You can also use objects such as wood, spoons, whips, and maces.

Bill: My penis hurts. Andy: Why? Bill: That stupid bitch Kate started Penis Smacking me the other night with a whip!

by Chase11 June 26, 2009

pond scum sucking

The lowest of the low life. Lower than whale shit. The dregs of the dregs.

When Facebook lauched open registration every pond scum sucking, bottom-feeding, porn-addicted, low life perv started prowling member sites, looking for cheerleader babes to drool over.

by Coriolus October 21, 2008

sucking cock

Just do it

Keith:Can you suck my cock
Ciara:yes daddy

Keith:hell yeah!!!
Ciara:I love sucking cock but only yours babe this big juicy cock

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by That boy keif February 4, 2014

sucking Hitler's dick

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.

"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."

by nukespike October 1, 2011