30 year swing

Within a 24 hr period, you wake up in the morning with a female that is 30 years younger than the chick you're hooking up with that night.

It was just yesterday he got a 30 year swing.

First the Gilf, then the granddaughter, talk about a 30 year swing.

by Przk December 20, 2018

Swing-monkey

You were struck with misfortune

Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey

by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

Super Swing Golf

A kickass wii golf game that was popular back in 2006. Not many people, or anyone at all, remembers it.

"Hey have you ever played Super Swing Golf?"

"Nope, never heard of it."

by Ace_66669 April 16, 2022

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

Swinging doors

originated in the context of the expression "hotdog in a hallway".
refers to larger than average vaginal lips, or labia, and their subsequent movement on entering.

"I've got strong pull-out game, but these swinging doors nearly got me."

by Virtual Antiquity August 1, 2018

Swing you round

Generalised threat of physical violence used colloquially in North West area of the UK

If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to swing you round

by Paradroid January 4, 2014

swing on pole

To play around on a pole and swing is showing a dirty mind set , saying your single and ready to mingle

I like to swing on poles

Hey look at that pole over there I'm going to go swing on it

by Swing on pole May 16, 2017