Scumpany

The companionship of vile and degenerate individuals.

Guy 1: Hey buddy wanna watch Shrek 2 tonight
Guy 2: Sorry man I'm thinking of visiting the emporium of sexual depravity
Guy 1: Righteous dude can I come too
Guy 2: Yeah sure bro, lord knows I could use some scumpany

by Reverend Pope November 7, 2010

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scumpal

How pro-death penalty people refer to anti-death penalty people who write death row inmates.

It's a shame your scumpal was executed. Will you find a new scumpal now that yours is dead?

by Scumpal July 13, 2006

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Stumpjob

An incredible feat of dexterity where a woman (or man) jerks you off with the end his or her amputated arm.

She may have lost both her hands while in the army, but she sure does give a fantastic stumpjob.

by Barisson Soldou August 24, 2008

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Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.

oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004

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