stepped on a bagel

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself

man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel

by Steve the Magnificent March 3, 2011

Side step

When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears

You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of

by Nightmare11 October 25, 2019

Baby Steps

When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.

Josh: I.. I think I love you
Tay: Fucken get out of it with your Baby Steps

by (( (gyfgdfdf October 28, 2019

Step-Mikail

That one bbc that you want so bad that he just flicks your petty nonesence of your back so Hard that you moan

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP-MIKAIL

-Just packing up bae-

by NOOOOO! November 29, 2020

Step-Stepdad

Your Stepdad, who you’ve known from the time he was bouncing you on his lap since you were little. Left dear old Mom and got remarried to a guy you thought was your Uncle. Who you can now call Step-Stepdad.

Oh my bad, bro. I forgot your Step Dad left your Mom to marry his best man in their wedding making him your Step-Stepdad

by anonymous March 26, 2021

three stepping

when you are incredibly drunk and you walk poorly (left,right.right,left,left,left,right,left etc.)

by isaac September 16, 2003

step mom

lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late

friends mom chill

step mom what are you doing ?!?

by Lil barnacles #1 fan February 26, 2022