psycho spastic

Someone who is crazy and disabled

Sadie is in a psychiatric ward and in a wheelchair therefore she is a psycho spastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Highly Spastic

Someone or something existing in an extreme form of either grandeur or inferiority, bordering on the level of disbelief

"The 427 cubic inch V8 in that '69 Chevy Comaro is highly spastic"
"That there top fuel drag car is highly spastic"
"That Martin Bryant is one highly spastic individual"

by Batmayen February 8, 2024

stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

El Spastico

A football match between Manchester City and Manchester United

Manchester United drew 1-1 with Manchester City in the El Spastico on Saturday night

by WILODR April 5, 2024

Chasm Spasm

An involuntary twitch or shudder of the butt cheeks.

Man every time I touch fake fur it gives me the worst chasm spasm

by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026

Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

archie is a spastic

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid

Al: "archie is a spastic"

by not ur mom or dad bc they left May 9, 2021