the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019

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slippery Jernigan

When you cum on someone’s lower back and it slides down their butt crack like an ice luge back into yours or someone else’s mouth

That slippery jernigan was so slippery

by Jerny October 3, 2022

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Slippery Logan

When you are going ham on your best mate josh's sister and your dick slips out and pokes her dog in its eye and proceed to cum on the TV.

Hey I gave your sister a slippery Logan yesterday

by jon.jones January 3, 2023

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slippery zipper

1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.

2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.

1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.

2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.

by gusnado August 15, 2012

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The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021

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