Cyber Sleepover

Where you stay up all night talking on Webcam or Video chat, that it's like you had a sleepover with your friend.

Brad: What did you do last night?

Chase: I had a cyber sleepover with Jamie.

Brad: Oh, cool.

by fsfgloaseriiiuuee November 1, 2010

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit

by Baniroquai Rewo November 21, 2010

Sandy Sleeper

Finding a homeless person sleeping in a public area, and shoving your asshole full of sand and rocks and taking laxatives an hour before. Then giving yourself an enema and shitting all over the hobo's face with sandy, rocky, bloody shit.

"Dude that guy got a sandy sleeper!"
"Aw gross!"

by The Ninja Shitter November 13, 2011

street sleeper

A vehicle that has been mechanically tuned for performance, but looks visually very similar to (or the same as) the original vehicle.
Street sleepers are intended to surprise race challengers who underestimate their performance.

"damn, that must have been a street sleeper, there's no other way it could have beat me!"

by I AM Mr Smith July 23, 2012

Man Sleeves

Compression sleeves worn by elite, professional athletes and ultra incredible people in general who need that extra athletic edge. If you are trying to look and feel uh-mazing no matter what physically demanding activity you are doing, but just aren't sure what to wear, then get a pair. They give you muscle definition even if you didn't know you had any! Don't be surprised if you see these cropping up everywhere and on everyone...from hipsters to debutantes. Popeye has his spinach, Superman has his cape, and you have your Man Sleeves.

Man Sleeves are worn by RG3

by Missster Blackwell July 14, 2013

pre-sleep

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

dingo sleeve

Dingo Sleeve the act of putting on a condom over your dick therefore making it a Dingo Sleeve

Man i was bout to get some pussy last night and she wanted me to go in raw. But i refused so i pulled out my Dingo and equipped it with a Dingo Sleeve and went to town!

by raydingo April 29, 2014