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skateboard

n. A four-wheeled board used for personal transportation, and as an instrument for denting railings, grinding stairways, chipping benches, and committing other acts of vandalism against public property.
"You get that skateboard off of my property, you filthy little pot-smoking delinquent! Or I'll call your mama up so she can give you a spanking!"
by Carl Willis October 12, 2004
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skateboard

The only other sport that comes close to skateboarding is Paintball
Skateboarding, rock, Paintball, girls, computer rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by .... September 25, 2003
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skateboarder

A person whos clothes are too tight.
by pseudonym January 2, 2005
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skate rape

The act of beating the shit out of someone witb a skateboard or skateboard parts.
Dude I totally just busted Anthony in the face with my board and made him kiss my wheels

Yeah he was totally skate raped.
by 2bffs February 2, 2009
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skateboarding

The act of performing various stunts on a rectangular piece of wood with wheels. Skateboards are small and portable, but suck as transportation, as opposed to bikes.
by AmberAlmighty January 27, 2005
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skateboarder

A complete loser who go around crying like a little bitch and saying "skating isnt a crime!" Your right, its not a crime but your destruction of public property is a crime. The "grinding" on park benches ruins them and you can always expect plenty of trash on the ground where these "punks" have been. They have long greasy straggly hair and are normaly against athourity just to be rebelious. Most that i have met are stupid faggots and think they are smarter than everyone else, because skate boarding is clearly for intellectuals.
lets go find some skater fags and kick the shit out of them tonight.
by yankee August 14, 2005
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skane

Dude: Hey, yo look in yo brother's car. Those chicken bones all over the seat?
Dude 2: Dang. Yeah man. That's skane.
by JdB July 31, 2003
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