Shoulread

The act of reading a private matter over someones shoulder i.e. text message, email, or note

(Texter #1) "I just took the biggest dump of my life"
(Texter #2)" The woman sitting next to me just shoulread that"
(Texter #1)"Is she cute?"
(Texter #2)"not really"
(Texter #1)" then why should I care"

by Chapstick4evr March 29, 2010

Shoulder thrower

A Shoulder thrower is someone who throws people over their shoulder, which is a complete DICK move. A perfect example of this would be the character Singed in the game League of Legends, because he does that shit all the time.

"Hey Singed, quit throwing people over your shoulder, faggot!"
"No, I'm a Shoulder thrower... hahahahaaaa!"
"FUCK!"

by Axelkastaren September 5, 2013

ShouldaSweighed

N. A hashtag used when it's too late for someone, they've messed up.

When you use the #ShouldaSweighed it means you've made a huge mistake that could have easily been avoided by using Sweigh and getting feedback from friends and followers. #ShouldaSweighed can be left as a reminder to people who've made poor decisions alone, so they can #StopNSweigh next time.

You got a tattoo on your face?! ShouldaSweighed! Next time, StopNSweigh.

by Kam14 June 25, 2014

shoulder fuck

When someone humps your shoulder.

"Hey Bro, stop shoulder fucking me!"

by CunningLinguist8402 June 20, 2016

Shouldie

A sweatshirt where the hood is disproportionately small to the length. Oftentimes the person wearing the shouldie appears as though they are being strangled by the garment.

Did you see Bob wearing that shouldie this morning? I wonder if he could even breathe.

by Justgrad November 26, 2018

Should you add this?

yes

Should you add this? yes

by Sinclair02 February 25, 2019

Shoulderjob

A grooming technique used by men on emotionally volatile women who are in need of attention, love, care, and someone to listen to their problems and concerns – basically – lending a shoulder to lean on today thus aligning themselves with the possibility of a much more intimate relationship in future.

The girl whom I shoulderjobed years back got in touch with me recently and we had a nice time together. He treated shoulderjob as an investment, as he spent hours listening to her sorrows.

by nonrealist November 4, 2019