by mr.caps March 9, 2009
Get the Sammug. 1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.
Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."
X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"
X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"
by it's-true December 16, 2010
Get the Sammug. by FECKULOL August 4, 2019
Get the Sammug. A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.
"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
by CallMeAlice November 3, 2012
Get the Sammug. Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.
However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012
Get the Sammug. Sam is defined as a very arrogant weirdo who thinks he knows everything about Hettie but really doesn't. He is self-obsessed in masturbating but still can't turn on any girls. The only girl that is attracted to him is Charlie Baker. When they Fuck truffle butter comes out Charlie's ass hole. The only down side to this is they both share Charlie's cold. When Charlie sucks Sam dick Sam can't let an orgasm out because he is so sick.
Charlie: Hey Sam, wanna cum over so we can make some truffle butter?
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????
by JeuJeuB May 20, 2016
Get the Sammug. by Hdidjdjdjdn April 18, 2018
Get the Sammug.