Cooneyes's definitions

Sam

A geezer who fucks his 12 year old girlfriend on the daily even though he is 17

Clive- Oi Sam wanna play ten pin bowling
Sam- Nah I'm busy. My girlfriend who is 12 is coming over for some slurp time
Clive- That's borderline pedophilia, are you a pedophile

Sam- Nah although I'm looking at the age of 11 next

by Cooneyes May 20, 2019

Christian

Someone who thinks that are smart but they are extremely retarded and can't spell their own name

Teacher- Spell your name
Christian- C R I S T Y E N
Teacher- Incorrect, how do you not know how to spell your own name

Christian- But I was right
Whole Class- Veggie

by Cooneyes May 21, 2019