A “friend” that you romantically pursue out of revenge for something that your significant other did.
by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021
Get the Revenge Friend mug.When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021
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When you take a dump so dense, black and solid that it does not reflect visible light and can be harvested to power starships. May tear open the space-time continuum, or the anus.
When you take a dump so dense, black and solid that it does not reflect visible light and can be harvested to power starships. May tear open the space-time continuum, or the anus.
by JohnFromMathClass October 19, 2019
Get the Nibbler’s Revenge mug.STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!
peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE
by straightedgeskinhead November 4, 2020
Get the straight edge revenge mug.The inevitable fallout for the actions taken by some on January 6th 2021 in attempt to overthrow a legitimate election because their cult leader failed every other attempt to weasel his away into a 2nd term.
Did you hear Rick had to resign over his actions at the Trump rally, turns out there's always the Revenge of the 6th to watch out for.
by Myfartssmelllikepoop January 12, 2021
Get the Revenge of the 6th mug.The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.
Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
by The Original Tankboy January 22, 2021
Get the Dante's Revenge mug.When you don't have power but you do have prejudice and judge an entire demographic on the color of their skin to feel better about your lack of agency and success in life.
Most definitely due to being held back by invisible micro forces rather than one's own personal shortcomings.
Most definitely due to being held back by invisible micro forces rather than one's own personal shortcomings.
"I judge people based on their skin color, but it's okay because I do it the right way! :D"
"Careful with the Revenge Racism man. If you can accurately judge one race of people, then you can do so to all races, and we've already seen how that kind of thinking ends. Let's try and grow our mindset a little."
"Careful with the Revenge Racism man. If you can accurately judge one race of people, then you can do so to all races, and we've already seen how that kind of thinking ends. Let's try and grow our mindset a little."
by yung pistachio January 25, 2021
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