rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.

"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"

by D.N.N. November 10, 2007

reface

To add someone as a friend on Facebook after you removed them from your friend list.

Everything's good with Sean; he refaced me.

by hisean October 21, 2008

Rectalfried

Rectal trauma resulting in a burning soreness then subject is said to be rectalfried.

Many Jimmy passed out drunk at a party the other night and in the morning he was rectalfried.

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

Rectal specter

someone who frequently and compulsively makes subtle dirty jokes about common daily occurrences. or a person that takes pride in being a perverted douche canoe while not realizing how deconstructive it is to their social status, eventually becoming a ghost of their former sense of humor who people eventually start to hate.

If that rectal specter makes one more "that's what she said" joke im going to chris brown a bitch

by Sublimon January 22, 2010

Refaction

Re-fact-ion; Based off the word "refraction" (as in rays of light refracted through a prism) but intended to describe the distortion of certain information sources through biasing.

Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Hannity & Colmes and Glen Beck all thrive on cherry picking certain facts and bending, redirecting or bouncing for political agenda. "With their everyday practice of refaction, Fox News has driven their message of impending socialism." Also see Republican

by coughee February 10, 2010

reeftastic

anyone that works at or anything involved with a tiki bar that has an exceptonal attitude and doesn't spend money on commercial things and only drinks pabst blue ribbon. Now thats reeftastic.

"I rode my bike to work today even though its raining, good thing my pabst blue ribbon head band kept the rain out of my eyes "

"Dude you just got promoted to Tiki bar manager!!

"Thats so reeftastic"

by reeftastic March 5, 2010